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wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH

geekalogian:

a note to all of my precious followers:

do yourself a favor

do your taste buds a favor

do humanity a favor

never ever make your hot chocolate with water

k?

k.

Use milk I promise it will be 1000000000% more delicious and snuggly and relaxing.

*kisses your forehead*

My roommate just poured me a very large glass of wine and then promptly went to bed. My roommate is better than yours.

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails


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