YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN
a note to all of my precious followers:
do yourself a favor
do your taste buds a favor
do humanity a favor
never ever make your hot chocolate with water
Use milk I promise it will be 1000000000% more delicious and snuggly and relaxing.
*kisses your forehead*
My roommate just poured me a very large glass of wine and then promptly went to bed. My roommate is better than yours.
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails